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Dogtown | Year: 1997 Classification: Action/Adventure Directed: - George Hickenlooper Actors/Actresses: - Rory Cochrane - Shawnee Smith Should have subtitles for waterheaded folk.... I did some growing up in Missouri and I feel I don't ever have to go back to visit again. All I have to do is put this little slice of hokum in my DVD player (or try to force it into the VCR ) and golly, I'm back in a good ole show me state of mind. Where, according to this movie, most of the population has a hard time spelling "DVD". Did the filmmakers cut up the funny papers and use Lil' Abner for storyboards? Who backed this film? Skoal? The whole cast should have been ab-duckted and given an anal probing because this group is exactly the type aliens love to visit. Maybe these same little green fellers can reverse time and get me my two hours back. Whats below 1 star? I can't conceive of a movie worse than this, unless it didn't have Marcia Brady in it. She was hot. It was supposed to take place in Missouri but was obviously shot in a socal backlot. Why would someone think people would not recognize that? They should have a prompt that says "this movies takes place in Missouri, or Iowa, or London, or New York. Any similarities to southern Califonia should be ignored." The characters were just plain stupid. You can find those kind of fetal-alcohol adults anywhere. Pure drivel. MST3K material. Whats below 1 star? I can't conceive of a worse movie than this, and I truly have low expectations. I only watched it because Marcia Brady was in in and was she hot. That is the highlight. There is no town in Missouri that even comes close to the one depicted in this movie. This is MST3K material. Buy Dogtown at Amazon.com Buy posters at Allposters.com Jamster - the latest ringtones for your phone!  Search with Walhello on the Internet on Dogtown Search with the Priority Search Engine on Dogtown This page in other languages: Suomeksi | Nederlands | Deutsch
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