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friday the 13th the final chapter | Classification: Horror It Would Be A Dead F**ck Thing To Do To Not See This Movie! Okay, I'm a HUGE horror buff and I say horror films can't get any better then this. True, most people say that 'Halloween' is the best horror film, but I have to disagree. For one thing, 'Halloween' didn't have enough gore, nudity and well developed characters. Any, back to my review. FT13 P4 takes place exactly where the last one left off. Jason escapes from the morgue and goes back home. Then some teens come by to party and sure enough, there will be blood tonight. I actually felt sorry for some of the characters that were killed off. Like Jim for instance. All he wanted was to have sex, not to die. And Ted, he was just very cool and fun to watch. Same with the two girls, Sarah and Samantha. They were VERY hot and shouldn't have been killed off. Same with the twins, Tina and Terri. But, Friday the 13th wouldn't be a horror movie without death. At the end of the movie, Tommy and his sister Trish 'deaft' Jason by machete to the head. Sure enough, Jason lives and Tommy grabs the machete and hacks Jason to pieces. Tom Savini really let lose here with the gore. Hacksaw to neck, cleaver to face, speargun in balls, knifed through raft ect. ect. Anyway, THIS is how horror is supposed to be like. Don't rent it, buy it! If you don't buy it, Jason will be coming! For you! Oh no, not... doggy defenestration! Sigh... if only this truly WAS the final chapter. After goin' through the first three films and seein' pretty much the same stuff each time, you'd think I'd have taken the hint by now and not get my hopes up about seeing anything all that new in the next installment. Just like the last three go-rounds, ya see the killer take out an entire group of horny, pot-abusing teenagers (with a few adults thrown in for good measure). Then there's the wide array of dispatchings, most of which are pretty gruesome but score higher on my gross-out meter than on my fright-o-meter. The only thing I found all that scary-- granted you take the rise and fall of this person's movie career following this-- is a pre-teen Corey Feldman as a sorta geeky messed-up kid who gets even more messed-up by the time the closing credits roll. Er, messed up in a psychological sense that is. Also kinda disquieting is the performance of lovable oddball Crispin Glover, who goes almost totally against type by playing a kinda normal ill-fated teenager. Corey 'Late Again, okay for a "Friday" film... Another decent "Friday the 13th" flick. This one actually has a family involved as well as the usual bunch of college-students. And it was actually the first "Friday..." film I've ever seen! Buy Friday The 13th The Final Chapter at Amazon.com Buy posters at Allposters.com Jamster - the latest ringtones for your phone!  Search with Walhello on the Internet on Friday The 13th The Final Chapter Search with the Priority Search Engine on Friday The 13th The Final Chapter This page in other languages: Suomeksi | Nederlands | Deutsch
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