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Heavyweights | Year: 1995 Classification: Comedy Actors/Actresses: - Ben Stiller - Aaron Schwartz (II) - Tom McGowan (II) Oh look a deli meat, and the best movie ever This is by far Ben Stiller's best performance ever, and if you can't appreciate it you obviously haven't seen it enough times. These people who give the movie one star, spouting non-sense about it putting skinny people in a false light, are simply incompetent. I'm skinny and when I sleep I make a very disturbing sound don't be alawmed I'm fine, and my feelings aren't hurt by this movie. These critics are spreaders of negativity and I won't have them corrupting my cult movie. How would their fathers like to know that their children are destroyers. Here is a suggestion for watching the movie...watch it in a large group of people who truly appreciate it and can quote it, fast-forward till Ben Stiller arrives, watch the movie fast-forwarding through the sappy fat kid moments like the go-cart and dock ("keep your washboard stomachs and oily muscles") scenes and press stop when Ben Stiller leaves. You will learn valuable lessons like regardless of whether or not it will "smush" always have crazy guys locked up in cages through over hershey's kisses making your queen proud, and that lunch can be cancelled due to lack of hustle. In closing I have one final thing to say "Come on you devil log." I can't believe this movie's still funny even now! I can't remember the first time I ever saw this movie, and after all these years it's still hillarious! It's about a camp for overweight kids that gets taken over by a psycho fitness infomercial guy named Tony Perkins(Ben Stiller). Ben Stiller is one of the funniest guys ever, and you can clearly see that during a scene where he forces the kids to go on a hike up a high mountain. On the way up he says, "Did you ever hear the story of Icarus? He continually rolled the ball up the hill. But when he got too close, the ball melted in the heat of the sun. You're all like Icarus!" Soonafter he ends up ordering the campers to do crazy zen stuff like 'feel the chi', 'Repulse the monkey', and 'part the wild horses mane'. "Hey, dont pee in the wata! Dont drink the wata, he peed it" HAHAHA!!!!! This movie's FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!!! This is Ben Stiller's best movie!!! And I don't mean it as "In addition to 'Along Came Polly'" or anything, no, THIS is his best movie ever!!! Buy Heavyweights at Amazon.com Buy posters at Allposters.com Jamster - the latest ringtones for your phone!  Search with Walhello on the Internet on Heavyweights Search with the Priority Search Engine on Heavyweights This page in other languages: Suomeksi | Nederlands | Deutsch
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