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Jessica Hahn | Year: 1993 Classification: Adult Entertainment Rated R Birthdate: 7 July 1959 Directed: - Scott Allen Actors/Actresses: - Jessica Hahn Jessicahhhhhh Hahn Hahn's tranformation (abetted as it was by Hefner's money and the same scalpel that has given us the current Michael Jackson) is phenomenal. <BR>Since the time this video was made Jessica has attempted to transition into legitimate actress with no real successes to speak of. She's had some re-occurring roles in variouos Howard Stern productions but even those were more for their titillation value and less for her acting ability.<BR>Despite at least 3 layouts in Playboy, Jessica seems to have gone kicking and screaming into obscurity. Although various internet porn sites overflow with her in various poses. All told, being someone's "rape victim" [her allegation against the defrocked televangelist Jim Bakker] is a chintzy way to achieve some sort of back door celebrity status.<BR>The thing she and most of the women appearing in PLAYBOY seem to desire above all else (a home and a family and a loving husband) has so far to the best of my knowledge eluded Miss Hahn. Obviously, Anna Nicole Smith to the contrary, eye-pleasing cleavage cant get you everything you want in life.<BR>... Long before Monica, Chandra, Gennifer or Paula! Hahn--who pouted so convincingly about how she was violated by the televangelist huckster, Rev Jimmy Bakker--refused to be a quiet pious little victim. In fact in this video when we aren't ogling the skillful work of her plastic surgeon, we notice how Jessica tosses a cross against a wall. The symbolism of a cross shattering is too blatant to miss. You get the idea that Hahn expected her bodacious bod (along with capped teeth and new nose) to catapult her into the zone of Jenny McCarthy or Vicky Lynn Smith (aka Anna Nicole). Sadly Jessica had a brief "celebrity-hood" but soon descended into the realm of B movie "actress". These days (Nov 2001) I doubt Hahn could even get air time on the Stern radio show.[Stern has the dubious honor of "discovering" Hahn. Her attorney during the PTL "scandal" was able to get her on Stern's AM shock jock show]. This is quite a video, nonetheless. Hahn's strange progression from "church secretary" to soft porn star is a strange trip. We'll never know what really happened between her and Bakker in that motel room. She's been quoted as describing her tryst with Bakker as a forcible rape, while other times it is described as an affair. Either way, her brief intercourse with Bakker did two things: it did evangelical Christianity a huge favor by weeding out that money-grubbing false prophet (and his wife!) and allowing a rather plain gangly gal from Long Island to become the centerfold dream-come-true of Jessica Hahn. Jessica could have become a crime victim icon and a regular lecturer on the aggrieved feminist/victim lecture circuit. You go girl and hold onto whatever celebrity you still have before you too become a footnote to 80s trivia! WOW!!!! Jessica Hahn was totally hot in this video!!!! The scenes of her in bed and on the merry go round are fantastic! Her breasts and butt look great! This is by far the best Playboy video that I have ever seen! Jessica can be seen in a variety of poses, ranging from fully clothed to totally nude! The only criticism I would have is that the segments are a bit too short. I would have made them longer and gotten Jessica nude a lot quicker. I can't say enough about how awesome Jessica looked! She was stunning to say the least! I recommmend it as a must have! If I could, I would give this video 10 stars. If this video doesn't get you excited, then nothing will. Buy Jessica Hahn at Amazon.com Buy posters at Allposters.com Jamster - the latest ringtones for your phone!  Search with Walhello on the Internet on Jessica Hahn Search with the Priority Search Engine on Jessica Hahn This page in other languages: Suomeksi | Nederlands | Deutsch
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