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Rancid Aluminum | Year: 2000 Classification: Drama Directed: - Edward Thomas So bad it was almost.....no, just SO bad This film had every thing going for it, before it was made. A great cast: Rhys Ifrans, Joeseph Fiennes, Steven Berkoff and Tara Fitzgerald. A story based on a popular book, and Lottery Funding. However, it came out as the film named by the critic Bonnie Greer "the worst film ever made". How? Well, lets start with the story, or should we say, stories. Primary thread: a man dies leaving his business wholly to his lazy and disinterested son (Ifrans) while the man who has done all the work (Fiennes) gets nothing. Fiennes builds up a great store of resentment and hatred, and decides to destroy Ifrans, and end up with his wife (a wooden Sadie Frost), his business, and his life in general. He decides that the best way of doing this (not to give the plot entirely away) involves the Russian Mafia (Berkoff as "Godfather" and Fitzgerald as his "vamp" and highly accented, daughter). <BR>Second plot: Ifrans and Frost are trying for a baby. At various points, for example, Ifrans is on the way to a fertility clinic with a pot of fresh sperm, the two plots affect each other, but generally they have no contact.<BR>This second plot attempts to add humour, but, as with all attempts to add humour in this film, it fails. In fact for part of the film this plot takes over, and there are many and varied sex scenes (with Ifrans sperm obsessed voice over), all of which include Ifrans, but not always Frost. So, apart from a ridiculous "plot" what makes this film bad: many good films have had ridiculous plots (Forrest Gump, The Wizard of Oz, Blazing Saddles)and suspension of disbelief has done its work. Well, the acting is the main culprit, and since these are all reasonable actors (Sadie Frost aside: she is constant in her mediocrity) the direction has to have some hand it its awfulness. It is directed and edited in the style now most closely associated with bad british films and music videos: quick and nonsensical, with music and "style" piled on it like pizza toppings. Strange or "wacky" camera angles and ultra fashionable styling make it awkward to watch. As with all things fashionable, the acting is of the moment and therefore un realistic, and unconnected with both the audience and the story. Though there is comedy in the story, to balence it, there must be pathos, but there is not. I have not read the book, but I would imagine the balence would be there. However, here there are the Mafia caper "laughs" squeezed out, so tiny as to be un heard, but none of the pathos or humanity to make the laughs louder and less forced. In short, they do not act the parts, they just say them as if they were leaving the hard work up to a good editorial team, and a good director (both of which they did not have...). But, apart from the direction, style and acting, the real cherry on the cake is the script, or body of the film itself. It is full of cliches, and cack handed one-liners, which lead to ham acting (Berkoff, Fitzgerald) and bad accents (Fiennes) as w Do Not Buy This Movie The Russian mafia should sue these people for bad acting. When the pseudo-Russians are on the screen time passes ever so slowly. Save your money and buy a good movie like Shallow Grave, which covers some of the same themes of greed, friendship, and betrayal. This movie does the impossible and makes Rhys Ifans seem dull. If you like Tara Fitzgerald buy Sirens, but give this sad effort a pass. It is much less than the sum of its parts. Great Cast + Great Acting = Incredible Film If you enjoyed Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels along with GO, this is the movie for you. With two great lead characters and a large cast of talented actors this movie was excellent. It is the story of two bussiness partners one a careless fun boy the other a hard calculating individual. The two become in debt and borrow money from the mafia and that is where things get hilarious. If you enjoy a good comedy with a bit of action this is the right film for you Buy Rancid Aluminum at Amazon.com Buy posters at Allposters.com Jamster - the latest ringtones for your phone!  Search with Walhello on the Internet on Rancid Aluminum Search with the Priority Search Engine on Rancid Aluminum This page in other languages: Suomeksi | Nederlands | Deutsch
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