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Sabertooth | Year: 2002 Classification: Horror Directed: - James D.R. Hickox Watch Jurassic Park or Ice Age instead Jurassic Park is a good movie in which prehistoric predators are cloned, Ice Age is a good movie with sabertooths. This is why SciFi should never have canceled MST3K. Basically its just another disgrace to horror/monster/sci movies. The characters are about as bright as slasher victims are, the plot takes stupid twists, the killer animal eats way too many people for it to believably have actually killed. Bloody gory deaths, only a few characters live, one dumb blond goes crazy and for some reason thinks her monster will obey her ,blah, blah, blah blah, <BR>You get what I'm saying. Besides Diego is so much cooler a sabertoothed cat. LITTLE BIT LONG IN THE TOOTH SABERTOOTH joins the countless direct to video shockers that would have been better with a bigger budget and a more talented cast.<BR>David Keith, fresh from his non-acting role in DEEP SHOCK, plays an Indiana Jones ripoff great tracker, who delivers his lines as if he were on Ex-lax, and afraid the motion may motivate? Vanessa Angel should probably take Acting 101 to remember the basics; John Rhys Davies should just be ashamed at himself, and Josh Halloway looks good in tee-shirts, and tries to maintain a sense of character.<BR>The effects on this go from bad to horrendous, but even then, credit is given that the film does have some suspenseful shocking sequences.<BR>Not a real howler, nor a real horror, this movie is one you could rent, but don't buy. Snorefest To predictable and to utterly stupid to get any higher, but still it wouldn't make the top 100 worst movies ever made. It is very bad, and you already know the plot. A beast of some sort terrorizes and kills a few people, and team set's out to investigate what did the killings, they meet the beast, they run around and scream for 45 minutes and magically defeat the beast at the end, and everyone lives happily ever after. Typical monster movie schlock. I suggest seeing something else, cuz I can't really find any redeeming qualities about this reched movie! Buy Sabertooth at Amazon.com Buy posters at Allposters.com Jamster - the latest ringtones for your phone!  Search with Walhello on the Internet on Sabertooth Search with the Priority Search Engine on Sabertooth This page in other languages: Suomeksi | Nederlands | Deutsch
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