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Starcrash | Year: 1979 Directed: - Luigi Cozzi Actors/Actresses: - Christopher Plummer - Marjoe Gortner - David Hasselhoff Our Bad Movie Nite Club's 2nd favorite film Star Crash? What can I say? I've never seen a sci-fi movie so piled high with stereo-typically bad sci-fi movie elements! Two best lines: Marjoe Gortner "Ha-Haaa!", and Christopher Plummer as the Emporer "I wouldn't be Emporer if I didn't have some powers...Halt the flow of time!". You get the point. Rent it, buy it, copy it, whatever you must do to own a copy. So bad its Great! You cannot get much better/worse than this film! If ever there was a reason to love a film this is it! This is right up there with Plan 9 From Outer Space. It is easy to see that English is not the script writers first language! There seem to be chunks of missing material leaving the viewer wondering what the heck is going on. It's as if Jason and the Arganots meets Doctor Who. Now, that said, every reason you may have to hate this movie is another reason to love it. The ridiculousness of this film will bring tears of joy and pain to your eyes within the first ten minutes. It is sort of like driving by a car accident. You can't help but slow down and take a look. This movie made me acctually re-evaluate Doctor Who. Now I can apprciate the value for money with Doctor Who. The budget for that program might be small but they made the most of it. I think Star Crash spent it's budget on Christopher Plumber. The best worst sci-fi movie ever made! I watched this film at the age of 11 and thought it was just as good as Star Wars, even better! The reason why? Well we got to visit more than 7 different planets in one movie. Whereas in Star Wars we only got to see 2 or 3.. and in Starcrash they fired their laserguns more than Han Solo did in all Star Wars movies together ...Boy what a weird taste in movies I had back then! As a teenager I watched it again, and thought it sucked..big time! I couldn't stand it... However during my twenties I once again entered the crazed world of Starcrash, and I totally loved it! Everything in this movie is hilarious, the effects and sound effects look like they've been made out of some Kids LEGO or miniatyre model kit. The acting is sooo bad its GREAT!, espescially the guy who played Acton, thats one hell of a crazy dude! He actually says lines like: Ha..ha.. We just survived the most powerful weapon in the universe!, without the slightest hint of irony. Caroline Munroe of course is amazing as Stella Star, why doesn't Hollywood make action heroines like her anymore?? And of course David Hasselhoff, how much make-up can a man actually wear before his face starts to fall off?? Why on earth hasn't this film been released on DVD??, it's definetly one of the all time best worst Sci-fi movies ever released!!<BR>They never make movies like this anymore, which is a shame. <BR>I've heard some rumours that they are making a movie in Norway called "Future Wars" which is made in the spirit of StarCrash, a crazy scientist called Kirk Williams is supposedly battling aliens in the future with his pipe, his spaceship and his trusty Walther PPK, boy does that sound fun or what?? Hopefully it will be just as good as Starcrash, perhaps even better?? Buy Starcrash at Amazon.com Buy posters at Allposters.com Jamster - the latest ringtones for your phone!  Search with Walhello on the Internet on Starcrash Search with the Priority Search Engine on Starcrash This page in other languages: Suomeksi | Nederlands | Deutsch
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