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Tornado Run | Year: 1995 Classification: Action/Adventure Directed: - Barry Hickey Actors/Actresses: - Barry Hickey Run From This Tornado I bought this movie because it was cheap, but it wasn't cheap<BR>enough. It starts out with what seems like hours of grainy stock footage of military aircraft in flight, landing, and taking off. This is without a doubt the most boring aircraft footage I have ever seen. Still, when the movie starts, it is difficult not to yearn for the stock footage again. The star is a female body-builder who pumps iron to get ready for the big battle scene. I guess her big biceps help here carry her automatic rifle. The actors all went to the Ed Wood School of Acting (E.W.S.A.). There is an imaginary love triangle which doesn't amount to anything. There is dialogue that wants to make you put a paper bag over your head. I gave this movie one star because I thought if I gave it no stars you might think I meant to give it 5 stars, but just forgot to type it in. hmmm... the system won't let me rate it with zero stars..... Watching this movie while intoxicated or sober will not assist you to enjoy it. I'm not sure what was worst: the destruction of Tel Aviv represented by a Cessna crashing into an empty pick-up, the endless amounts of stock footage, or the model jet fighter destroying the Nazi fort. This movie is long and painful the first time, and it only gets slightly better the following times. However, if you do find it in a bargain bin, have everyone chip in a dollar to buy it. The laughs derived afterward when thinking about it are worth the pain of the film. Tornado Run I thought this was a very good movie! This was my first attempt at making a movie. I produced, filmed, edited, sound EFX, and financed this project. My only problem I have is that I have not seen a penny from it. Cree H. Putney Buy Tornado Run at Amazon.com Buy posters at Allposters.com Jamster - the latest ringtones for your phone!  Search with Walhello on the Internet on Tornado Run Search with the Priority Search Engine on Tornado Run This page in other languages: Suomeksi | Nederlands | Deutsch
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