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Welcome to Spring Break | Year: 1988 Classification: Horror Directed: - Umberto Lenzi Demented like a FOX!!!!!!!! Welcome to Spring Break is the best movie put out in nothing short of forever. I don't understand how others can degrade such a cinematic achievement. Think of when Ronnie Rivera dumps condoms on Skip Banacheck while telling some inapplicable parable about Easter (hiding some eggs perhaps). Think of drama like this, and realize the error of your ways. Think of the horror that springs into all hearts when the chilling heavy metal of the killer sounds. I most politely suggest that anyone who dislikes this movie think of the extended wet t-shirt contest. How can anyone resist the beauty of Welcome to Spring Break? Skip the others and get to the movie right chea, as it is better than the disturbingly passionate twist put on marriage by Hemingway in The Garden of Eden. It's a good book, but come on, reading! Endless hours of amusement for the brain dead ! What is John Saxon doing in this ridiculous exercise in film making for morons ??? Granted Saxon was never a star, but this stinker is even worse than a lot of his other bad choices ! Anyone giving this turkey five stars must be suffering from dementia...Hey Folks, If you only miss one movie this year, make it this one !! I'm still trying to get the stench out of my VCR...... A Stunning Apex of Cinema this movie is good. i like it. so it is good, and i like it. that means that you should see it. because it is good. Buy Welcome To Spring Break at Amazon.com Buy posters at Allposters.com Jamster - the latest ringtones for your phone!  Search with Walhello on the Internet on Welcome To Spring Break Search with the Priority Search Engine on Welcome To Spring Break This page in other languages: Suomeksi | Nederlands | Deutsch
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